G1rl Sc0ut cookies are made by the devil. And sold by cute, little girls in green uniforms so you forget that Satan, himself makes them.
Evil, just plain evil.
And not just for breakfast anymore. Noah ate two Sam0as for lunch! And a cheese stick.
As my mother was leaving for the store I asked her to get me some Country Cock instead of C0untry Cr0ck (margarine). Instead of correcting myself, I repeated what I said and started laughing. She acted as though nothing inappropriate was said by responding with the following, which just made me laugh harder.....
"I have one downstairs. It's a big one. I don't like it. You can have it. I don't use it for cooking."
I was crying I was laughing so hard. And I thought you could only get that in Texas. HA!
Noah is totally addicted to DanAmials yogurt drinks. We bought an eight pack yesterday and he had 7 today. 5 within one hour (For the record I gave him one. The others he sneaked out of the fridge and downed in the kitchen beofre anyone could stop him! He had it all spilled down the front of his shirt like a drunk with jelly donut smeared on his stomach! Bring back memories, anyone? Bueller?) Josh was drinking one while Noah was suppose to be finishing his dinner (he ate two bites of Janie's Famous Corn Chowder - holding each bite in his mouth for 15 minutes at least! Yuck!) and he started shaking his hands and rocking back and forth while reaching for the bottle. It's like crack for toddlers. Seriously, he is an addict.
Today is Vox's first anniversary since the official launch. What's the best experience you've had on Vox in the past year?
Meeting new friends and having a new neighborhood without having to pack or move =)
The other day we were coming home from lunch and a quick stop at the halloween store. We had to pick up a crown for Kari's costume. She is a medieval queen this year. Noah is Dash from the Incred1bles. While Rick was getting Noah out of his car seat Kari and I walked to the front door. I didn't have my keys, so we had to wait for Rick to open the door. As we were waiting, I asked Kari which queen she was to which she replied, matter factedly, "the Queen of England". It was taking Rick a bit longer than usual to get Noah out and Kari asked me to open the door. I told her I didn't have the keys and she muttered, "Hmph. I am soo going to banish you!".
Last week, Kari came in from playing outside. She was crying and said that Cody threw a football at her and hit her in the back. While we were calming her down she noticed that one of her bottom teeth was loose. She showed me which one and I wiggled it and expected it to still be pretty tight since this was the first time Kari noticed it. It was very loose. She started to cry, "Now I can't eat anymore! My tooth is loose and I can't eat until all of my teeth fall out!" Because that will be easier - to eat without teeth. She announced to everyone we saw that night that she had a loose tooth. Noah, on the other hand would tell everyone that Kari's tooth was loose and ready to fall out because Cody hit her in the back with the football. Those of you with boys playing football, beware, because their teeth may start falling out!
Rick and I had a much needed date night on Saturday. We had a delicious dinner of appetizers and ice cream sandwiches at TG1Friday's and then went to see Acr0ss the Univ3rse. It was a really good movie and I, of course, thoroughly enjoyed the adult only time spent with my husband.
But, I would love to know in a theater that was not at all crowded why some guy had to sit right next to me! The rows in front of and behind us were empty and yet this guy and his girlfriend sat right next to me. It really made me feel self conscious about using the arm rest or moving at all during the movie.
Aside from that, it was a wonderful evening!
Now it is time to catch up on the laundry and housework that I am behind on and have been behind on for some time now.
I am tired of my back hurting and it is back to the way it felt three weeks ago, before I saw my chiropractor. The substitute dr on Saturday adjusted me really roughly and I am in pain. I have an appointment later today.
Laundry calls......
